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So I was at Mandarin

Thu Nov 12, 2009, 6:32 PM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Watching: Grey's Anatomy
  • Playing: Fable II
  • Eating: Crispy Crunch
OMFGWTF! So I was at Mandarin with Ma and Auntie. Some seemingly creeper guy complimented my hair, and then proceeded to try and pick me up. He was like, 30... Asked if I had a boyfriend, and said that he was definitely interested. I declined and said I was too busy with college and explained I was also 19. (he was like 30) He continued. Said I should check out his website. I asked him what it was, he told me it was dimitrithelover.com, it seemed like bullshit, and then he explained that he did seminars of love making and that I would like it. I replied (in a chipper voice) "That seems like a TERRIBLE idea siiir! :D " he left me promptly. Turns out the website wasn't bullshit, and he's the notorious Dimitri the lover. I JUST SHOT THAT BITCH DOWN COLLLLLD! But seriously man? The Mandarin Buffet on the Queensway? Seriously? Nothing better to do on a Thursday night?

This is his website.
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