OMFGWTF! So I was at Mandarin with Ma and Auntie. Some seemingly creeper guy complimented my hair, and then proceeded to try and pick me up. He was like, 30... Asked if I had a boyfriend, and said that he was definitely interested. I declined and said I was too busy with college and explained I was also 19. (he was like 30) He continued. Said I should check out his website. I asked him what it was, he told me it was dimitrithelover.com, it seemed like bullshit, and then he explained that he did seminars of love making and that I would like it. I replied (in a chipper voice) "That seems like a TERRIBLE idea siiir! " he left me promptly. Turns out the website wasn't bullshit, and he's the notorious Dimitri the lover. I JUST SHOT THAT BITCH DOWN COLLLLLD! But seriously man? The Mandarin Buffet on the Queensway? Seriously? Nothing better to do on a Thursday night?

This is his website.
[link]

So I SHOULD be writing two minutes for my set at yuks tomorrow, and I SHOULD be writing a sketch for tomorrow's class, and I SHOULD have written an essay last week, but INSTEAD, I'm chillin hereee. WHAT BE UP?

YOUR BOY SIDE:

[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team?
[ ] shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck
[x] you own a XBOX,
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[x] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[X] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega (owned? Still have my ps2. Just hooked it up today!)
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice (I got to both of my parents so..)
[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[ ] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors (I like all colors though, soooo)
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[x] you sleep at night with your socks on (sometimes...)
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL= 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[x]you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[x] you wear the color pink
[x] you go to your mom for advice
[x] you consider cheerleading a sport (It REALLY depends. Acrobatic cheerleading: Yes, without a doubt, rah rah cheerleading? Not at all.)
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelery
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your (It's about half and half)
[x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[x] you are/were in gymnastics (once. Hahaha)
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[x] you smile a lot more than you should
[x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[x] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deoderant Not body spray, but I wear deoderant, I mean, who wants to smell like BO?)
[x] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting makeup on others
[x] you like being the star of almost everything

TOTAL: 19

Boy - 19
Girl - 19

I think that's a relatively healthy balance...

So I'm at College. 1500km from home. It's very interesting to say the least. I'm not really sure why I didn't leave Rothesay any earlier than I did now that I'm here. I do really miss all my friends, my parents, my kitties. Don't get me wrong, I love them to death and really wish I could be with them now.

Being in Toronto has really showed me that it was time for a change and it couldn't have waited any longer. I've met so many new people it's insane. I'm making tons of friends. They'll never replace the ones I've already got though.

Heck I've even got a little thing going with a theatre production guy right now. Hahaha. A techie, very adorable. His name is Paul and I can't help but be reminded of our friend Mr. Dinello when I say his name. Hahahha.

Speaking of Paul Dinello and all them fun peeps, one of my teachers, Alan Guttman, he uh, like was one of the people that founded second city and got it on its feet. So that's kind of impressive. He's met Amy and Paul and Stephen, but he said he never had the chance to train them. (after his time at SC ) But he did train Mike Myers, John Candy, Dan Aykroyd, etc.

So that's kinda cool I guess. Haha.

Well, I have to do some crazy essay for acting and voice... "What is Quality?" Still trying to figure that one out... Oh well. TOODLES FOR NOW! <3

Put your music player on shuffle, and add "in my pants" to the end.

1. Dance with me in my pants
(Yessir!)

2. Fett's Vette in my pants
(....)

3. Blackbird in my pants
(that sounds disturbing AND exhilarating...)

4. Come Together in my pants
(ROFL)

5. Hot 'n' Cold in my pants
(PICK A SIDE! WE'RE AT WAR!)

6. Hollow Man in my pants
(Well as long as it's a man...)

7. The Beginning is the End is the Beginning in my pants
(that blows my mind... Because it's true, biologically... it's where food ends... but where babies begin... Uhmmm)

8. Introduce a Little Anarchy in my pants
(OhhHHhhhhh... sexy)

9. I Like to Move it in my pants
(I do...)

10. Number One in my pants
(WHO WANTS TO BE NUMBER ONE?!?)

11. Accelerate in my pants
(accelerate what?)

12. New Soul in my pants
(WTF)

13. Satisfaction (John Legend) in my pants.
(HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)

14. Neon Syrup for the Cemetery Sisters in my pants
(Uhhhh)

15. Hey Jude in my pants
(I didn't know that's where he was!)

16. Revolution in my pants
(*tears off my pants* HOW'S THAT FOR A REVOLUTION?!)

17. Love Comes in my pants
(Does it? I haven't found any down there recently...)

18. Charlene I'm Right Behind You in my pants
(I think that should be made into a cover version, it can be advertised "NOW WITH MORE STALKER!")

19. Watch the World Burn in my pants
(Don't they have creams for that?)

20. I Guess You're Right in my pants
(Orly?)