OMFGWTF! So I was at Mandarin with Ma and Auntie. Some seemingly creeper guy complimented my hair, and then proceeded to try and pick me up. He was like, 30... Asked if I had a boyfriend, and said that he was definitely interested. I declined and said I was too busy with college and explained I was also 19. (he was like 30) He continued. Said I should check out his website. I asked him what it was, he told me it was dimitrithelover.com, it seemed like bullshit, and then he explained that he did seminars of love making and that I would like it. I replied (in a chipper voice) "That seems like a TERRIBLE idea siiir!
" he left me promptly. Turns out the website wasn't bullshit, and he's the notorious Dimitri the lover. I JUST SHOT THAT BITCH DOWN COLLLLLD! But seriously man? The Mandarin Buffet on the Queensway? Seriously? Nothing better to do on a Thursday night?
This is his website.
[link]
So I was at Mandarin
Lmao
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I like my online life better cuz my real life SUCKS!!!!!!
I try to help people with their problems, so if you are sad, I want to fix it!
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Truthiness.
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Wii code:3083 2358 3673 0935
Brawl code:4597-8226-6536
I like my online life better cuz my real life SUCKS!!!!!!
I try to help people with their problems, so if you are sad, I want to fix it!
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Poems, like chores, are easy to make, but hard to make interesting.
What shall I do next? Somebody tell me! >.<
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"Give me religion and a lobotomy"
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But whatever.
I always knew you were hot stuff.
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